I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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