Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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