ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
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