A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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