Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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