I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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