She said her name was "party"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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