Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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