I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How does it feel to date your dad?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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