We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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