Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's like God shit irony all over that family
they need to just BURY HIM!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
