life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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