we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
