i already hear my dad disowning me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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