Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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