Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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