My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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