So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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