is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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