kristin has been a bad kristin
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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