Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
