just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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