i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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