That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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