There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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