drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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