i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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