Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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