I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize