Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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