it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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