You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Never joke about your clitoris.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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