He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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