yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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