I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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