Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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