I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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