Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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