Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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