Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There r osticjed everywhere
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
