Best friends brother. Beat that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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