Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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