do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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