I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she pinky promised me she was 18
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
