I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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