well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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