can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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