Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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