I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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