Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
this hospital has no fireball
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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