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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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