Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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