Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
