Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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