I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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