The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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