I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.