Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...