Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?