Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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