HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You can't motorboat a personality
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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