11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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My balls are so social today.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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