ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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