He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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